Mega Millions
$640 million dollar jackpot.
Cash option of $462 million.
That would make someone disgustingly rich...like rolling in the mud, jump into a swamp, step in cow manure, filthy rich....And I think I've got a good chance at winning it....so strap on your hoses because this girl is gonna get filthy.
Okay, really, I know I've got a 1 in a TRILLION (or more) chance of winning but a girl can dream right? I did however get this little gem in my fortune cookie today...
...and the right thing to me means buying a few lotto tickets.
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