5/20/2012

Oh my Preakness!

We can't all be masters of fashion. Its not something that comes easy to everyone. And that was pretty apparent at this years Preakness.

I know in a lot of cases, people use this event, and others like it, to step outside of the box and wear things they wouldn't normally wear. I'm cool with that. It's not every day you can walk around in an American flag bikini with your belly hanging out while your friend looks as equally stupid in her "party with sluts" tee (which she cleverly cut up because that's "cool"). I'm pretty sure these girls were from New Jersey. They look like a product of the Snooki State.




Parties and festivals like the Preakness are also a great excuse to bring out your favorite fanny pack. Sick deer hunting jersey, bro.



This guy got it right. He put together the perfect mix of style and humor. I love the bow tie, but not as much as I love the floral print pants and old school Nikes. Well done sir. He clearly had a successful shopping trip at Goodwill.






Oh, and who doesn't love a pimp hat? 


It was fun, Preakness..things got weird. See ya later, Baltimore.