I'm a young money millionaire

Mega Millions

$640 million dollar jackpot. 

Cash option of $462 million.

That would make someone disgustingly rich...like rolling in the mud, jump into a swamp, step in cow manure, filthy rich....And I think I've got a good chance at winning it....so strap on your hoses because this girl is gonna get filthy. 

Okay, really, I know I've got a 1 in a TRILLION (or more) chance of winning but a girl can dream right? I did however get this little gem in my fortune cookie today...

...and the right thing to me means buying a few lotto tickets.